why do we bash "dead beat" children for not being there for their parents but we never question if the parent has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

A woman goes to a therapist. “Doctor,” she weeps, “I suck at public speaking!” “I’m a clinical social worker, not a doctor,” the therapist says. “And just go watch that footage of Katie Zacharia BOMBING—you’ll feel so much better about yourself haha.” The woman burst into tears. “But Doctor…!”

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

I think a lot of the appeal of this website is that it’s basically a 1985 Toyota, something or other is always fucked up beyond belief but somehow when your friends get in it always gets you where you need to go

Is it love or leftovers that cannot go down the garbage disposal as I am no longer in leftovers. Love on the other oblivious and forgetful hand, well, it can bend a spoon

a video game called lint trap

Ladies, stop wasting your time on men you think you can fix and find one you know you can break

the onion: i'm one of the most delicious and flavourful vegetables and will serve as the base of 90% of your meals me: cool - so you're easy to peel and painless to prepare, right? *boss health bar appears at the bottom of the screen - Onion, Nine Layered Abomination of the Abyss* me: ah, beans

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

a video game called lint trap

We'd like to apologize for announcing this weeks showing of Stephen King's Carrie as a period film.

Space Art Sunday: The Cavers reach the Settlement and are warmly greeted by the Goodmen. They tell how they were driven from their home by an invasion of fierce creatures. The Newmur says, "When the Humans come back here, they will help you. They've saved me from murderous monsters more than once."

We'd like to apologize for announcing this weeks showing of Stephen King's Carrie as a period film.