Late nights at Clover Kiss really bring back memories for Pop. Not his memories, though. He's not sure whose they are.

We here at Clover Kiss respect cinema so much that we won't show anything less than the entire Transformers saga. But you have to come dressed as an Autobot.

You Can See Everything in our theater. That’s why we keep the lights off (during the credits of Digger). That’s what we’re showing; stop asking if You Can See Everything here.

After complaints about the Sardaukar speech in Dune being Satanic, It's been replaced with Fran Drescher's laugh from The Nanny. It actually makes those scenes more disturbing, but we hope it will help our Yelp scores.

Unfortunately, Pop isn't allowed to do that sort of thing anymore. And you can't trust Jorge.

If you believe our patrons, seat 6 is especially spooky this time of year. They obviously haven't seen the sinkhole.

We're showing The Thing tonight. Which one? The bad one obviously.

All future screenings of 4D movies have been cancelled after Pop Crenshaw’s beet juice incident during The Shining.

We'd like to apologize for announcing this weeks showing of Stephen King's Carrie as a period film.

Movie Factz: Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? has nothing to do with Virginia or wolves.

We will put this on display in the theater along with all of the other two (admittedly fake) trophies.

Ms. Stonemorgue thought Other Mommy was a lesbian family drama and refused to see it. We tried to explain it was a horror movie and she just nodded solemnly.

The marquee hasn't been working for weeks, so we just project the bat signal whenever it's time to begin a movie.

Movie Factz: The song "Breakfast at Tiffany's" was originally recorded in 1961 for the movie but was cut for being too shallow.

The theater lost its social media intern in a tragic projection room-related accident a few months ago but thankfully we've got his ghost willing to take the reins just in time for Halloween.

More like President Evil, right?