Big time and for a while.

do you denounce the sultans of swing

Can you give me a hint?

a video game called lint trap

Barack Obama just delivered a blistering rebuke of Trump's actions against Ilhan Omar. This is worth reading in full.

*leans over to date whenever liam neeson appears in Taken* that’s taken

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

Ever since the internet was created, I feel like I've read that it's Oscar Wilde's birthday about once every three months.

Shout out to the Senior Center decorations committee for nailing the fall theme.

Dodger fans, Mary Hart has once again abandoned you.

I much fear that it is growing too late to celebrate my entire catalog.

You can't just say ham is your bacon. I'm looking at you, Canada. Bacon is bacon. Is this too political?

I've changed my name to Johnny Skipintro again. Please make a note of it ✍️

You can’t just Safety Dance away from your problems.

I've squeezy cheese level given up.

I thought I invented my humpin' fish.

Happy Belated Birthday! That's a biggie. That's even a big biggie.