Be sure to ask them “how omnivorous?”

lights out! uh huh! cease your dance, dance, dancing immediately

great, the eyes are inflating

I wish I had more fingers because I'm getting knuckle tattoos and have a lot to say.

have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon bro

i'm a middle-aged dreamboat

Odds u get transformed into a werewolf go up 15% in a jean jacket

😂

A horror movie where the Mom does everything around the house, and at the end the husband wasn't a ghost the whole time.

Understandable actually

🤣

does anyone have a single engine plane we could leisurely fly around the Bermudan Triangle in this weekend I will bring cookies

If I'm the normal one in the room, people should maybe take stock, is all I'm saying.

Why would you ask about a fresh new hell when I haven’t even finished the old one?

What was Fraggle Rock trying to tell us

i played the baby in the famous film 'eraserhead' and that's why i don't post any selfies

SINATRA: fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars ASTRONOMY TEACHER: have you considered trade school

setting up notifications for whenever any of you post anything containing the names of your pets

it’s carb o’clock

They are great at alleviating hesitations.