A Brother's Unconventional Approach to Naming Twins
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The Australian Government is joining mob on the welfare card system after debt hits $1 trillion.
Self-determination? Choose your own PIN.
Daughter: "Dad, I need to do a project on gravity." Dad: "That's easy, just drop something." Daughter: "I was thinking more like proving Einstein's theory of relativity." Dad: "How about we start with why toast always... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
That’s the expression on your face when they’re driving you to the Soylent Green factory for processing (the T-1000)
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There’s nothing these people can’t screw up (they asked him politely to stop terminating)
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we’re fully protected by the honor system (which is one step below a pinky promise)
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Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. I never hear from them... never receive a thank-you message. I send my grandchildren generous cheques too. I hear from them within a week... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Happy first Friday of October, everyone! Have a great weekend!
No puns for Soap last round. Fresh start:
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Have a chuckle (or maybe a groan) today! 😹😹
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