I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it was very sinister. #JokeOfTheDay

I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it was very sinister. #JokeOfTheDay

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There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure

The mathematician's dog ate his calculator, so he had to work out the problems by logs. #JokeOfTheDay

The mathematician's dog ate his calculator, so he had to work out the problems by logs. #JokeOfTheDay

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Two women walk into a bar, and talk about the Bechdel test

A Clean #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

The magician got angry and pulled his hare out. #JokeOfTheDay

The magician got angry and pulled his hare out. #JokeOfTheDay

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What do you call two crows on a branch?
Attempted murder.

Casual Weekly Funny: My DPS is like my Wi‑Fi:

🤣🤣 strong until someone else starts using it.🤣🤣

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I asked the painter if he liked his job and his reply was colourful. #JokeOfTheDay

I asked the painter if he liked his job and his reply was colourful. #JokeOfTheDay

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The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time traveller walks into a bar.

The cobbler didn't like working late shifts because it was soul destroying work and he felt like a heel. #JokeOfTheDay

The cobbler didn't like working late shifts because it was soul destroying work and he felt like a heel. #JokeOfTheDay

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?