👔 Why are pediatricians always in such a hurry?

They have very little patients.

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

👕 I just saw my partner trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of freshly folded clothes…

I just sat there and watched it all unfold

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

🤖 What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Nothing, it just stairs.

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📖 I saw a piece of toast at the zoo…

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

🤖 I made a playlist for hiking with music from Peanuts, the Cranberries and Eminem…

I call it my Trail Mix.

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Ann McGovern, Mort Gerberg
Ghostly Giggles
Scholastic, 1972

#booksky #retrobooks #spooky #jokes #stories #jokebook #funny #groan #1970s #childrensbooks #juvenileliterature

🎉 Which way does a cyclops wing it’s eyeliner?

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

I #groan thinking of
Winter coming, and the long
Wait until #warm #sun.
😢🙄
- Haiku by Stu
#DailyHaikuPrompt

I groan at the sun
wondrous winter now arrives
your warmth will be missed

#Inkmine #goodbye
#Dailyhaikuprompt #groan #warm #sun

💻 Why do computer programmers always start work so late?

They have a hard drive.

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

💰 Steve found a magic lamp, rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie asks "What is your first wish?" and Steve responded, "I wish I was rich!" and the genie responded…

"What's your second wish, Rich?"

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

Cool tease

Lying breeze

Groan, summer cease!

#dailyhaikuprompt
#groan #warmsun
#blueskypoets

a groan within
the fading hurricane;
goodbye!

#DailyHaikuPrompt #groan
#vss365 #hurricane
#InkMine #goodbye
#Senryu #micropoetry #micropoem #Halloween #spooky

the low groan
of disappointment
one, and then another

#dailyhaikuprompt #groan

#DailyHaikuPrompt
#groan

after last night’s fun
opened my eyes with a groan
but it was worth it

#dailyhaikuprompt #warm #sun #groan

soft amber
October apricity
eases the groans

🎩 What do you call a man who was attacked by a cat?

Claude

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🌩️ A storm blew 25% of my roof off last night…

Oof

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny

#DailyHaikuPrompt
#groan
#photohaiku

groaning under
the weight of its berries -
rowan tree

📅 There was a huge sale at the LEGO store today…

People were lined up for blocks

#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan #funny