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"The covers of this book are too far apart."
Ambrose Bierce.

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How does Sean Connery shave??
Control S

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I was attacked by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.

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I've invented the world's first book made from onions...
Read it and weep!

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I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist...
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

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I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry last night. "You idiot!", I shouted through gritted teeth.

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I was told never to leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
It could spell disaster.

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After a row my mate sent me a text to say I was very condescending.
To be honest I was surprised they could spell it.

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I once told a friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised.

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Robin: The batmobile won't start
Batman: Check the battery
Robin: What's a tery??

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