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@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 8:12 AM

What do you call a robot that takes the long way home?

A R2-Detour.

#dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

@sirlutesalot.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 4:58 AM

I was worried the picture I hung would be crooked.

But I nailed it.

#dadjoke #humor #smile

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 4:12 AM

Why did the marathoner get promoted?

He was always going the extra mile.

#dadjoke #humorsky #funny

@cryptidboyz.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 1:51 AM

Unexpected Question Turns out, some jokes are…questionable. 🤔 🤣 🤯 #Comedy #DadJoke #Pun

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 12:27 AM

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug.

#dadjoke #humour #pun

@lordalexian.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 11:30 PM

Witch Dad Joke 53! 🤣
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#reclaimmademedoit #rmmdi #PaganWicca #Witchcraft #Magick #PaganFolklore #PaganCulture #EarthBasedReligion #Divination #Beltaine #Solstice #Esbat #MoonPhase #dadjoke #witchdadjoke

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 8:10 PM

Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky

@hyocheetiburd.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 7:26 PM

Heat #avali #furry #dadjoke #joke

Cheeti is having a great day! The windows are open, doors open, what a great day!... Well it was until the landlord called to ruin the fun...

@michaelcwchan.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 5:17 PM

A Slithery #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 4:10 PM

What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?

I've got you covered!

#dadjoke #funny #humor

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 1:01 PM

This all makes perfect scents...

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Cartoon face with no nose and the pun “Nobody nose.”

@arteddy.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 12:54 PM

Dad Joke of the week! #dadjokes #dadjoke #fridayhumor #parenting #Fatherhood
Why don't football players wear glasses on the field? Because it's a contact sport!

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 12:14 PM

Why did the hiking boot go to therapy?

It had too much sole-searching to do.

#dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 8:14 AM

Why did the car sit in the shade?

It didn't want its paint to peel out!

#dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

@pixeline.be Oct 9, 2026, 5:46 AM

I changed the voice on my GPS to Bono from U2. Now the streets have no names, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

#dadjoke

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 4:13 AM

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

#dadjoke #jokes #pun

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 12:28 AM

Why did the uncle keep telling everyone he was a pillow?

He was just really into soft-ware!

#dadjoke #pun #jokesky

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 8:10 PM

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

#dadjoke #punny #humour

@hyocheetiburd.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 5:51 PM

Feet #avali #furry #badjoke #dadjoke #joke

Cheeti is sick... but that sure wont stop him from makin' a joke or two haha!

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 4:11 PM

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

#dadjoke #humor #jokesky