What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

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Why did the rolling pin go to the gym?

It wanted to get on a roll.

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Why did the skeleton fail the music exam at school?

He had no body to practice with.

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Why is skydiving expensive?

Renting the parachute comes with strings attached.

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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones.

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Soup #avali #furry #VRChat #dadjoke #joke #humor

Cheeti gets asked a lot of... interesting questions in his DM's... And he tries his best to answer the ones he can!

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots!

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A Hybrid #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

Comic about tired kids, meme about kids eating, and a dad joke.

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Why did the cruise ship go to school?

It wanted to improve its navigation skills — it kept getting C's.

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She will be alright, probably...

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Two thumbs up for puns
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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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