Why did the marathoner get promoted?

He was always going the extra mile.

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Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party?

He was a party pooper.

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Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

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What did the entropy say to the scientist?

Things between us are getting disordered.

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Why did the roof go to the doctor?

It had shingles.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you.

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What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey.

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I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.

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Why did the pixel go to school?

To get a higher resolution.

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What did the campfire say to the marshmallow?

You're looking pretty toasty tonight.

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What do you call a surfer who works in tech?

A web surfer.

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What position does a ghost play in hockey?

Ghoulie.

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I told my friend I was going to make a car out of macaroni.

She drove pasta.

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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