You'd have thought that pyjama manufacturers would make them more stylish for when women go to the shops in them.
#humour #humoursky

Is it weird that I want earrings in all three ears?
#humour #humoursky

I was brushing my teeth and trying to think when they'd become this hairy.
#humour #humoursky

Stamp collectors:
Philately will get you nowhere.
#humour #humoursky

My mate's as annoyingly chirpy as a smoke detector with a low battery.
#humour #humoursky

It's Halloween soon, and the kids will be banging on my door asking for sweets

They're so demanding,next they'll want to be let out of the cellar.

#LunchPun #Humoursky

My mate said he's a footman.
I told him I didn't want to know about his fetish
#humour #humoursky

I love a challenge.
It's just they love me more.
#humour #humoursky

Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky

I laughed so much at my friend learning French, a little bit of oui came out.
#humour #humoursky

Why did the hiking boot go to therapy?

It had too much sole-searching to do.

#dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

Not wanting to blow my own trumpet, but I can afford to hire someone to do that.
#humour #humoursky

I once dated a supermodel.
I said she was about thirty five.
#humour #humoursky

Mascara.
Making your eyelashes look longer for no reason whatsoever.
#humour #humoursky

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky

Why did the hotel bed always win arguments?

Because no one could turn it down!

#dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

What did the tire say to the other tire at retirement?

I'm tired of this job!

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky

What did the key say to the lock on Valentine's Day?

You unlock my heart!

#dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

I wonder if Aiken drum has stopped Aiken yet?
I think some Deep Heat ointment would help.
#humour #humoursky

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky