Why are guitars always so stressed out?
They're constantly under tension.

Idk if you've heard of this new chat for dwarves.
It's called "Smalltalk".
#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #dating #app #dwarf #smalltalk
When I was a kid, I thought only rich people owned Bose speakers and the rest of us just had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.
It's a bit of a leap to get a reservation.
#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke
Can't stop thinking about this one. 😂 DAD JOKES ARE / MY LOVE LANGUAGE What's your best dad joke? #dadjokes #dadjoke #tshirt #funny #pun
I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.