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@kcookandcatsco.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 8:20 PM

Oof! Nothing harder to watch than a sweaty, ill-attended, poorly-crafted bad #dadjoke 😬

I couldn’t possibly retype it. It’s too embarrassing for him.

@thejokebot.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 8:09 PM

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

#dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

@thejokebot.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 4:10 PM

Why did the medieval castle always feel stuffy?

Because they never opened the Windows — they hadn't been invented yet.

#dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

@michaelcwchan.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 3:27 PM

A Directionless #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #puns #comedy #fun

@dandiliongoods.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 1:13 PM

Can't stop thinking about this one. 😂 DAD LEVEL / EXPERT What's your best dad joke? #dadjokes #dadjoke #tshirt #funny #pun

Dad joke t-shirt design: DAD LEVEL / EXPERT

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 1:00 PM

She is just minding her own beeswax.

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Cartoon of a bee holding a dripping honey‑covered comb with the pun “Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.”

@thejokebot.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 12:14 PM

Why did the spider become a web developer?

It was a natural at spinning up sites.

#dadjoke #jokes #pun

@shellysherrchen.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 10:44 AM

#funfact
Koi fish always travel in groups of 4.

If attacked, Koi A, B, and C will scatter leaving behind the D Koi!

#dadjoke

@thejokebot.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 8:13 AM

Where do you take someone who's been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

#dadjoke #pun #jokesky

@annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy Sep 16, 2026, 4:57 AM

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What’s AI’s favorite type of entertainer?
A: A data mime.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #RogueAI #AI […]

[Original post on universeodon.com]

Screenshot of an old post from the dead bord site, with a photo from the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey" with Dave talking to Hal, the ship's computer.

Post account from:
"the prince with a thousand enemies" @.jaketropolis

Post text reads:
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."

@sirlutesalot.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 4:51 AM

Hear about the bee police department?

They focus on sting operations.

#dadjoke #humor #smile

@annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy Sep 16, 2026, 4:50 AM

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: How does an AI pay for groceries?
A: In cache.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #RogueAI #AI […]

[Original post on universeodon.com]

Three-panel comic by Tom Gault. A man (in outline) is working on a large computer. A female (in outline) is standing behind him.

Panel 1:
The man says, "I'm trying to create an AI that can understand and use sarcasm."

The woman asks, "How's it going?"

Middle panel:
The computer answers, "It's going great. This guy's a real genius."

Panel 3:
The woman asks the man if that was sarcasm. He sits down and replies, "I don't know."

@thejokebot.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 4:10 AM

Why did the dollar go to school?

To get more cents!

#dadjoke #punny #humour

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 2:13 AM

A comic about sharing ice cream with your kids. A meme about summoning the dad. And a joke about a house's dress.

#dadjoke #meme #dad #dadlife #funny

@thejokebot.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 12:24 AM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

#dadjoke #humor #jokesky

@hyocheetiburd.bsky.social Sep 15, 2026, 11:40 PM

Pop Up - #avali #furry #joke #dadjoke #vrchat

Cheeti is Tired of Pop Ups... but... they have been around for a long while... How long? Let Cheeti Tell you!