Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Where do Halloween spirits get their candy?
A: At a ghost-ery store.
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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Where do Halloween spirits get their candy?
A: At a ghost-ery store.
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When "Toy Story" turns into a horror movie...
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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October #Halloween #Toys #ToyStory5 #ToyStory #Chucky #ChildsPlay #HorrorMovies
The right font can make all the difference.
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My October plans...
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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cats #October #Halloween #Catstodon #Cozy #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CozyVibes
Today I saw #HalloweenCandy on one side of a store aisle, and #Christmas items on the other side. It seems like stores are creeping Christmas season earlier and earlier, every year.
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I'm mad that I cannot find my thesaurus. Mad. Very mad. Really super mad. So, so mad. Like, unbelievably mad.
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As an editor, my life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends.
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Writer's Block:
When your imaginary friends refuse to talk to you.
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Did you know that this coming #Thursday is #NationalBlackDogDay ?
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The weather just went from 90 to 55 like it saw a State Trooper.
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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn #FallMemes #Fall #FirstDayOfAutumn #HocusPocus #BetteMidler
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a small pepper in the fall?
A: A little chili.
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Technically, she did follow the instructions...
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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Teens #Parenting #ParentingHumor #Teenagers #Laundry #LaundryDay
Maybe if he fiddles with the Rubik's cube for a while, he will solve it and say, "Viola!"
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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What’s AI’s favorite type of entertainer?
A: A data mime.
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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: How does an AI pay for groceries?
A: In cache.
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🧐I never saw the resemblance before... 🤔
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Fun Trivia:
Jean Luc Picard's favorite eatery is a little Chinese restaurant called "Make It Tso."
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Bonus #Joke
My daughter just yelled at me in Spanish.
I yelled back in Klingon.
I'm confused.
She's terrified.
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Some people have tried to rid the internet of #StarTrek jokes...
But they quickly discovered that it was a huge enterprise.
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