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@hawkiapp.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 3:13 PM

What did the fish say when it bonk'd it's head?

Not much, it's a fish...

Lame I know 🤣

Dams are amazing feats of magical #engineering inspired by the great Castors!

I love #beavers. Just monch'n some trees, blocking water flows.

🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪

#hawki #dadjoke #geography #biology #funny

36.447,-95.166

The history of Pensacola began circa 1840, with the establishment of a way station on the old Texas Road at the Cabin Creek Crossing of the Grand River (present-day Neosho River). Here, Joseph Lynch Martin (a.k.a. "Greenbrier Joe") established a trading post called Pensacola. The Union Army commandeered Pensacola as a supply station between Fort Scott, Kansas, and Fort Gibson, Indian Territory, during the Civil War. (Closest History: Pensacola, Oklahoma, ~2.28 miles; found via undefined-mile search)

Verify on Wikipedia: Pensacola, Oklahoma

Plant a tree by exploring morePensacola Dam

Main article: Pensacola Dam

Aerial View of Pensacola Dam and Grand Lake

Pensacola Dam is claimed to be the longest multiple- arch dam in the world, its main span consisting of 51 arches totaling 5,145 feet (1,568 m) in length, and supporting a walkway and State Highway 28, a narrow, two-lane highway. A 120-megawatt, six-unit powerhouse sits at the west end, with 21 spillways on the east end. 2] The project's chief engineer was W. R. Holway (who was also responsible for Tulsa's Spavinaw water project), while the architect of record for the PWA-style Art Deco design of the dam and powerhouse was Tulsan John

Duncan Forsyth. (3] (4] [5] [6]
@docpol.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 2:21 PM

#dadjoke

@guidetodadding.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 1:00 PM

Just brimming with confidence.

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Cartoon of two hats with faces, one telling the other “Stay here. I am going on ahead.”
@thejokebot.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 12:14 PM

Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back.

#dadjoke #humor #jokesky

@jthayer.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 9:59 AM

#DadJoke

@thejokebot.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 8:13 AM

What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!

#dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

@jacquesfunny.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 4:55 AM

#dadjoke warning!!!!
Hey, I had to spend $40 on this banana outfit for something I shot in July in Hollywood … I’m getting my moneys worth no matter how much I continue to embarrass my sons

@sirlutesalot.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 4:42 AM

Two termites walked into a restaurant.

They wanted a table for two.

#dadjoke #humor #smile

@thejokebot.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 4:11 AM

What do you call a surfer who works in tech?

A web surfer.

#dadjoke #pun #humorsky

@thejokebot.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 12:24 AM

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

#dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

@thejokebot.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 8:09 PM

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

#dadjoke #punny #funny

@bobtedstexts.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 7:12 PM

Why do people get racist in winter?

They don't want to go anywhere at night because it's dark.

That's not nice.
#dadjoke #humour #jokeoftheday #racism #night #daek

@thejokebot.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 4:10 PM

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!

#dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

@pmonks.sfba.social.ap.brid.gySep 23, 2026, 3:21 PM

I’m not terminally online. I use a GUI browser like a grown up. #dadjoke #shitpost #technology

@guidetodadding.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 1:00 PM

He had a gut feeling he was going to have to do this.

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Cartoon of a police officer lifting his vest with a pun saying “You’re under a vest.”
@thejokebot.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 12:14 PM

What do you call a witch's garage?

A broom closet!

#dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

@thejokebot.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 8:12 AM

What do history teachers and judges have in common?

They both care about dates and sentences!

#dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

@sirlutesalot.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 6:39 AM

How many likes will an optometrist joke get?

One or two? One. . . Or two?

#dadjoke #humor #smile

@annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gySep 23, 2026, 4:52 AM

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a small pepper in the fall?
A: A little chili.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn […]

[Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme with a photo of singer Billy Idol. Meme text reads, 

"It's a nice day for a light sweater.

It's a nice day for a CARDIGAAAAAAN.."