Why did the pixel go to school?

To get a higher resolution.

#dadjoke #pun #humorsky

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

#dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

What did the spider do on the computer?

Made a website.

#dadjoke #punny #funny

He really needs to stop poking around in other people's business.

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

How does a coffee bean say goodbye?

See you latte!

#dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

Why did the clock get sent to detention?

It was tocking too much.

#dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

A landline inspector was hurt on the job.

He decided to press charges.

#dadjoke #humor #smile

A meme about having an inner conflict with myself and an outer conflict with my children. A quote about Dad's need more sleep. And a comic about playing with your kids.

#dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny

What do you call a fish that plays guitar?

A bass.

#dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

What did the campfire say to the marshmallow?

You're looking pretty toasty tonight.

#dadjoke #humorsky #funny

A Bookish #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy

Why did Thorner bring a helmet to the rehearsal? Because he heard there might be some head-banging! 😄

#DadJoke #Rehearsal #MusicHumor

What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

#dadjoke #humour #pun

Looked at my youngest, said, "It's 10:54 already? Feels like I've been up all day." #dadjoke #dadjokes #dadjokesforlife

Looked at my youngest, said, "It's 10:54 already? Feels like I've been up all day." #dadjoke #dadjokes #dadjokesforlife

Butter - #avali #furry #joke #dadjoke #vrchat

Cheeti isn't one for spreading rumors... buuuut...

Sure, it's National Lobster Day, but let's not forget the other bottom feeders. Here's a shirt in my eBay store - Catfish are poor students. They're always below C-level...
#Catfish #DadJoke #FishingHumor #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29848264...