Happy "I Love Yarn Day"!!! What happened to the cat after she swallowed yarn? She had mittens...
#ILoveYarnDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some far-out words from Alex Hirsch...
#AlexHirsch #UFO #KennyTheBartenderTees

I'm still celebrating National Moldy Cheese Day with something big and cheesy. It's in my store @TeePublic !!! #BigCheese #CheeseLover #Cheese #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9359...

Dogs belong in your bed. Woof!
#KennyTheBartenderTees
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Since it's National Moldy Cheese Day, here's something "cultured". You might even think it's "grate"... #GoudaCheese #SoFarSoGood #CheeseLover #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29868367...

Happy National Moldy Cheese Day!!! Does having moldy cheese in your fridge make you cultured? I apologize. That joke was no "gouda". It was not "grate" at all...
#MoldyCheeseDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some beautiful words from Confucius...
#Confucius #KennyTheBartenderTees

Jack Russell owners know...they've got hustle. Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - Woof!
#JackRussellTerrier #DogMom #DogDad #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9986...

Zombies? Your Blue Heeler is ready...Here's shirt in my store @eBay - Woof!
#BlueHeeler #AustralianCattleDog #HerdingDog #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29704414...

Happy National Pierogi Day!!! My 3 favorite Polish "P's" are pierogi, polka and and paczkis...
#NationalPierogiDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Some days, your tank is empty. Other days, you're tanked. Here's design in my store @TeePublic - Cheers!
#Martini #MartiniPowered #Cocktail #Drinking #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3563...

I don't like politics. Unless it's satire & it's on a shirt. Here's a tee in my store @eBay - This crocodile looks familiar. Hmmm...
#FunnyCrocodile #PoliticalSatire #Nixon #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29873552...

Happy National Chocolate Covered Pretzel Day!!! If you eat too many chocolate covered pretzels on Halloween, do you know what happens the next day? November thirst...
#ChocolateCoveredPretzelDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the confusing words of Steven Wright...
#StevenWright #KennyTheBartenderTees

This would make a great gift for Kenny G. Here's a shirt from my store @eBay - What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone? Bi-saxual...
#Sax #FunnySaxophone #MusicianHumor #Saxy #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29740903...

Happy National Fruit At Work Day!!! I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peach-less...
#FruitAtWorkDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some honest words from Bob Dylan...
#BobDylan #KennyTheBartenderTees

Happy National Get Funky Day!!! Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - Woof!
#Funky #Dachshund #DogMom #DogDad #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8073...

Basketball & donuts. Trust me on this one. Here's a shirt in my store @eBay - Traveling is allowed when you're picking up a dozen...
#Basketball #NBA #DonutLover #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29804521...

Happy National Get Funky Day!!! North Koreans don't listen to funk - because they have no 'Seoul'...
#NationalGetFunkyDay #KennyTheBartenderTees