A comic about kids not listening. A joke about gummy bears. And a quote about warfare.

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BatMan - #avali #furry #joke #dadjoke #vrchat

Cheeti knew there was a reason he has all these rooms...

I'm tired of following my dreams.

I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

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What part of a fish weighs the most? —Its scales!

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Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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A Buried #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.

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classic #dadjoke
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out man.

Why did the notebook go to the gym?

It wanted to get ripped.

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I don't think he is breaking the piggy bank for this.

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI.

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A joke about going ahead. A comic about trash everywhere. And a meme about kids winning.

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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rude-olph!

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...also...

What kind of hors d’oeuvres do cows prefer? — a-moos-bouche!

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This might be one of the dullest and pointless posts I’ve ever made…

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What did the bookmark say to the page?

I'll always hold your place!

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Why do mom kangaroos hate when it rains?

The kids have to play inside.

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*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back"

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