What did the lab notebook say to the scientist?

You can always count on me — I've got your data.

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What do you give a sick bird? —Tweetment

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you.

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A Prime #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

Just desert the old staff and get a new one!

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What did the mug say to the kettle after an argument?

That's the pot calling the kettle hot!

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

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A comic about babies getting into trash. A joke about canoes. And a meme about needing sleep.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped in gum?

I'm stuck in orbit!

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I was trying to 3-D print the whole Shire from the Lord of the Rings books, but I had to stop.
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It was too hobbit-forming.

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What did the zero say to the negative number?

You really need to stay positive.

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"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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Velcro jokes always stick… but this one really rips.

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What do you call a turkey in a disguise?

A fowl imposter!

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Why did the geography student break up with the atlas?

Their relationship had no direction.

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A joke about rain. A meme about grandma. And a comic about baby naps.

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