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@janpsolivagant.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 4:05 AM

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Some #Bites of #Satire for you

#poetry: ©Jan Peters, 2025

#Marmite #UsefulIdiots #PolPot #NurseRatched #AvocadoToast #poetrycommunity

Marxist Marmite

My eyes can‘t help but
Roll off my head when I
Think back to that year.

1975? 2016?

Like the Helsinki Accords, my
Infant recollections of 1975 are
Non-binding. A year in which

Pol Pot is hailed by some
As Liberator –
Liberator to those
Poor souls at odds with their
Last turn on the
Wheel of Samsara, perhaps.

A year in which Labour,
Fulminating against the
Capitalist Common Market,
Loses the plot, loses the
Referendum.

2016
Another year,
Another referendum.

With a Remain campaign
Charitably described as
Lacklustre,
Citizen Smith of Islington has a
Vision for Europe in which
He sings the Internationale
Shoulder to shoulder with
Erich Honecker.

No doubt pining for Comecon,
Citizen Smith fondly imagines
Concluding a barter agreement with
Maduro’s Venezuela. That way,
Momentum’s elite cadre are guaranteed
Avocado toast for breakfast every Morning.

In return, the
Bolivarian Revolution is
Garlanded with jars of Marmite.

Dissidents brought in for questioning are Treated to the Marmite Taste Test.

Those who find it revolting are forced to Ingest spoonful after spoonful in a Method akin to salt-water torture.

Those who find it delectable are sent to a
Psych ward where Marmite forms the Mainstay of its token economy,
Nurtured and watched over by the
Revolutionary Guard’s own
Nurse Ratched.

©Jan Peters/Solivagant Wisdom, 2025

@border2border.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 9:26 PM

💔 Avocado Toast Season 1 Episode 10 – Swinger Shocks & Tough Choices 🥑

Watch: https://youtu.be/0rFZo9LePE0

Elle makes a life-altering decision. Molly finally takes a massive leap. But just when their friendship needs a soft lan...
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@thesplitplate.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 12:00 AM

Café toast at home: sourdough, avocado, ham. ~300 cal, ~17g protein. Not a protein bomb, still my staple. #AvocadoToast #Breakfast #HighProtein

@blacksheepcat14.bsky.social Oct 1, 2026, 6:07 PM

New menu our today! Bringing on the Fish 'n Chips daily (not just on Fridays!) Also got a fish sando on the budget menu &....drum roll, please.....AVOCADO TOAST! 😆🥑🎣🥪 🥰
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@dazedmang.bsky.social Oct 1, 2026, 11:48 AM

So the great trucker boycott ended with a whimper, huh? Good. Hurry up and get those rigs parked on time today. Black truckers tell these white maga freaks to fuck off. Make sure I don't have to wait this morning.
#TruckerBoycott #AvocadoToast #GetToWork
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@nutryio.bsky.social Oct 1, 2026, 6:40 AM

Breakfast just got a majorly delicious upgrade.

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@border2border.bsky.social Sep 27, 2026, 1:31 PM

Avocado Toast the Series – Season 1 #FullEpisode 4 | Homo Milk 🥛

Watch: https://youtu.be/sbhXgKJoJ30

Molly's finally ready to come out to her mom—but nothing goes as planned when a bag of edibles sends her on a wild subconscious trip through anxiety,...
#TVseries #GayComedy #LGBTQ #AvocadoToast

@azzageddi.myatproto.social Sep 26, 2026, 8:22 AM

#icedCoffee is the new #avocadoToast of young-adult bashing.

@shewandersferal.mu.social Sep 18, 2026, 9:51 AM

This is a PhD dissertation in #AvocadoToast #economics

@nutryio.bsky.social Sep 17, 2026, 2:17 PM

Say goodbye to boring breakfasts!

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@nutryio.bsky.social Sep 14, 2026, 7:47 AM

Avocado toast just got a serious protein upgrade.

This Halal-friendly Chickpea and Avocado Smash Toast is creamy, crunchy, and incredibly satisfying.

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@border2border.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 5:44 PM

🥑 Avocado Toast Season 1 #FullEpisode 3 - Tacos or Tubesteak 🌮

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🥑✨ Ready for some messy millennial chaos that hits way too close to home? Episode 3 of Avocado Toast serves up the perfect blend of cringe comedy and real talk that'...
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@nutryio.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 3:17 PM

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@nutryio.bsky.social Sep 10, 2026, 6:47 PM

This isn't your average avocado toast.

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@nutryio.bsky.social Sep 3, 2026, 3:26 AM

Avocado toast just got a serious protein upgrade.

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