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@janpsolivagant.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 4:05 AM

🙏 @thebrokenspine.co.uk #PoemsAbout

Some #Bites of #Satire for you

#poetry: ©Jan Peters, 2025

#Marmite #UsefulIdiots #PolPot #NurseRatched #AvocadoToast #poetrycommunity

Marxist Marmite

My eyes can‘t help but
Roll off my head when I
Think back to that year.

1975? 2016?

Like the Helsinki Accords, my
Infant recollections of 1975 are
Non-binding. A year in which

Pol Pot is hailed by some
As Liberator –
Liberator to those
Poor souls at odds with their
Last turn on the
Wheel of Samsara, perhaps.

A year in which Labour,
Fulminating against the
Capitalist Common Market,
Loses the plot, loses the
Referendum.

2016
Another year,
Another referendum.

With a Remain campaign
Charitably described as
Lacklustre,
Citizen Smith of Islington has a
Vision for Europe in which
He sings the Internationale
Shoulder to shoulder with
Erich Honecker.

No doubt pining for Comecon,
Citizen Smith fondly imagines
Concluding a barter agreement with
Maduro’s Venezuela. That way,
Momentum’s elite cadre are guaranteed
Avocado toast for breakfast every Morning.

In return, the
Bolivarian Revolution is
Garlanded with jars of Marmite.

Dissidents brought in for questioning are Treated to the Marmite Taste Test.

Those who find it revolting are forced to Ingest spoonful after spoonful in a Method akin to salt-water torture.

Those who find it delectable are sent to a
Psych ward where Marmite forms the Mainstay of its token economy,
Nurtured and watched over by the
Revolutionary Guard’s own
Nurse Ratched.

©Jan Peters/Solivagant Wisdom, 2025

@magicseafox.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 11:42 AM

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@pentapod.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 5:08 AM

Discovered an unsuspected crisis in Edmonton today. Why are the news media sleeping on this?! One article from the Toronto Star in April and nothing since??? #marmite

Screenshot of the results from a Google search that asked “is there a marmite shortage?”

Answer:

Yes, Marmite is experiencing a widespread shortage and disappearance from shelves in 2026.

(link to Toronto Star article https://www.thestar.com/opinion/the-curious-case-of-the-vanishing-marmite/article_8e20d8a1-3be9-4aed-8020-999d05f5921f.html)

Current Shortage Status

• Canada: Shoppers report that major grocery chains like Superstore, Safeway, Sobeys, Walmart, and FreshCo have faced difficulties stocking or have delisted the product, leading to empty shelves in regions including Edmonton.

• Global & Regional Impact: Similar vanishings and delistings have been reported internationally, including in Singapore and Malaysia, where regional distributors noted the product was delisted.

• Availability: Stock remains frequently out of stock on online platforms like Amazon or is heavily limited to specialty import stores.

@processorpress.bsky.social Sep 26, 2026, 6:48 AM

Marmite, locusts and a $1.2m lifeline: Orana’s half‑century party has nothing to do with normal birthdays
#Orana #Birthday #Marmite #Business #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/404/orana-s-50th-birthday-marmite-locusts-and-a-ratepayer-lifeline

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