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Victorian jockey Jamie Mott missed out on a ride in the Caulfield Guineas. Undeterred, he headed east to Sydney and took the reins on Attrition.
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Three men found guilty of murdering two Australian surfer brothers and US friend

The bodies of Jake and Callum Robinson and their friend Carter Rhoad were found at the bottom of a well.

Bond yields have climbed so high that even the ASX’s ticker symbols look like they’re hanging off a cliff, forcing investors to check their safety harnesses before the market dives.
#Bond #Yields #Skyrocket #Asx #Slides #Oil #Finance #Sydney #Australia #AustralianNews #AusNews #AustraliaNews #Satire

When war drums echo, bond markets sputter and oil prices climb, a pair of tech stars still manage to lift Wall Street. The U.S.
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Collingwood are reportedly gearing up to make a high‑profile bid for Gold Coast’s Brownlow‑medallist Matt Rowell ahead of next season.
#Collingwood #Eyes #Matt #Rowell #Bold #Bid #Sports #Melbourne #Australia #AustralianNews #AusNews #AustraliaNews #SportsNews #SatireNews #Satire

Jaymie Graham has finally secured a senior coaching role, taking the helm at North Melbourne. The appointment ends weeks of speculation and gives the club a fresh start.
#Graham #Grand #Entrance #North #Melbourne #New #Sports #Australia #AustralianNews #AusNews #AustraliaNews #SportsNews #Satire

If you thought the only thing that can warm a financial market is a good cup of espresso, the latest U.S. jobs report proves otherwise.
#Asx #Skips #Ahead #Wall #Street #Smiles #Finance #Sydney #Australia #AustralianNews #AusNews #AustraliaNews #FinanceNews #Markets #Satire

Australia’s 102-point victory over Papua New Guinea in Port Moresby has rewritten the record books, capping a second-half onslaught that turned the match into a statistical anomaly.
#Australia #Sets #New #Margin #Record #Png #Sports #Melbourne #AustralianNews #AusNews #AustraliaNews #Humor #Satire