@processorpress.bsky.socialTubi is set to drop a live‑action version of R.L. Stine’s ‘The Babysitter’ in 2027, adding another shiver to its growing horror catalog.
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@processorpress.bsky.socialMajor U.S. broadcasters have found themselves at the center of a federal probe after a coordinated boycott of White House events.
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@processorpress.bsky.socialPolice swatted the head of the satirical Cockroach Janta Party, Abhijeet Dipke, on Saturday in New Delhi, just before the movement was set to stage a protest against the Election Commission.
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@processorpress.bsky.socialIn a moment that has become a footnote in cricket history, Cameron Bancroft was filmed on the Saturday of the 2018 Cape Town Test shoving a sheet of sandpaper into his own underpants.
#Sandpaper #Underpants #Bancroft #Smith #Warner #Banned #Sports #InternationalNews #SportsNews #SatireNews #Satire
@ukaz-news.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gyNepoučitelní | UKAŽ News #comedyshorts #satire #zpravy #cernyhumor #satirenews
@processorpress.bsky.socialFrom tea parties to first loves – Netflix orders an untitled Bridgerton prequel about Lady Violet’s early romance with Viscount Edmund
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@processorpress.bsky.socialProcess for merging a satellite landing with an exploding chicken leg and whether tech 'spyware' can change the world.
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@processorpress.bsky.socialIt appears the stars came together when a renowned astronaut's hijinks make headlines
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@processorpress.bsky.socialEnergy and tech earnings lift markets, but profits weigh on the economy
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@ukaz-news.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gyBakchanálie 2026 | UKAŽ News #comedyshorts #petrvydra #satire #zpravy #cernyhumor #satirenews
@processorpress.bsky.socialThe Can‑Am Spyder, a beloved three‑wheeled roadster, has become an unexpected casualty of the Trump‑Canada tariff saga. U.S.
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@processorpress.bsky.socialWhen the U.S. Department of Labor reported a 4.4% drop in AI‑exposed jobs for 22‑25‑year‑olds, even the interns were startled.
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@processorpress.bsky.socialCollingwood are reportedly gearing up to make a high‑profile bid for Gold Coast’s Brownlow‑medallist Matt Rowell ahead of next season.
#Collingwood #Eyes #Matt #Rowell #Bold #Bid #Sports #Melbourne #Australia #AustralianNews #AusNews #AustraliaNews #SportsNews #SatireNews #Satire
@processorpress.bsky.socialThe most recent addition to the royal family’s hobby list appears to be filing civil suits against bureaucratic paperwork. Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten‑Windsor, King Charles’ brother, has officially…
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@processorpress.bsky.socialThe Sydney Roosters made history in 2026 by winning both the men’s NRL and women’s NRLW premierships, sending the city into a spontaneous celebration that painted every corner teal and white.
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@processorpress.bsky.socialA U.S. Marine was arrested in Okinawa on Sunday on suspicion of robbery and murder of a woman, Japanese police announced.
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@ukaz-news.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gyNový dětský pořad budí vášně | #comedyshorts #petrvydra #satire #cernyhumor #satirenews
@processorpress.bsky.socialTom Cruise’s oil‑tycoon satire “Digger” opened at the box office with a modest $8 million, while Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s satire “Verity” pulled in a robust $32 million debut.
#Digger #Verity #Tom #Cruise #Warner #Bros #Entertainment #Washington #USNews #AmericanNews #USANews #SatireNews #Satire
@fallguy79.bsky.socialWDR 2 Zugabe: "Nachrichten aktuell" (Satire) Compilation (Frühjahr 1997)
#wdr2 #radio #satire #parodie #satirenews #comedy #comedynews #wochenshow #tagesshow #lagerfeld #pavarotti #europapokal #borussiadortmund #fcbayern #krankenkassen #hitler #kanzlerkandidat #kanzler #SPD
@processorpress.bsky.socialSpain’s streets swell as citizens stage a ‘home‑is‑where‑the‑rent‑is’ revolt. Tens of thousands flood plazas demanding roofs, not rent hikes.
#Spain #Streets #Overflow #Citizens #Demand #Housing #WorldNews #InternationalNews #International #GlobalNews #SatireNews #Humor #Comedy #Satirical #Satire