What did the Wi-Fi say to the new employee?

We should connect — I feel a strong signal between us.

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What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead — I'll just hang around!

#dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

What did Saturn say when asked about its jewelry?

I've got a few rings to show off!

#dadjoke #pun #humorsky

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

#dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

Hey, I made a side project thing: dadjokepostcards.com. Pick a terrible joke, have it mailed on a postcard to someone who deserves it. Inspired by wanting to keep the #dadjoke torture going, multimedia style, even when my kids are away at camp or in college.

Why did the calendar always win arguments?

It had the most dates.

#dadjoke #punny #funny

The delivery eggspectations are high.

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What did the beaker say to the Erlenmeyer flask?

I see right through you — you're not as well-rounded as you think.

#dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants!

#dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

What did Benjamin Franklin say after his kite experiment?

That was truly shocking.

#dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.

#dadjoke #humorsky #funny

Ask me about my gas mileage. I’ll tell you anyway.

Funny dad-joke tee — Bella+Canvas 3001, $20, printed to order.
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Do you need your funny bone tickled? Guess what?!? CasualCoo will do that for you
tomorrow! Stay tune for his weekly "Casually Funny!" #funny #badjoke #badjokes #dadjoke #dadjokes #forthecasual #worldofwarcrafthumour #worldofwarcraft

What did the patient say after the successful brain surgery?

Thanks, doc — I've had a real change of mind.

#dadjoke #humour #pun

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?

Because it was cultured.

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky

This image really craps me up!

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