Mystic 🔮 the foster dog loves a good #dadjoke! Can you guess the punchline? Her foster sister Rigatoni couldn’t 🍝😂 #adoptme #reacuedog #funnyshorts #funnyvideo #funnyanimals

Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

#dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

What pants do ghost hunters wear?

A paranormal jeans.

#dadjoke #humor #smile

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

She wanted to be a first-aid kit.

#dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

I just found out my grandpa is addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop anytime.

#dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work?

Because he's used to working with a flue.

#dadjoke #humorsky #funny

It's that time of the week where I interrupt your infinite scroll with a peek into my own distractions. documentally.substack.com/p/to-be-is-t... #Writing #Music #Photography #AI #Tech #Resiliance #Growing #Dadjoke

Why did the IT guy go to the eye doctor?

He couldn't C sharp.

#dadjoke #humour #pun

They're really going bananas over the quarterly forecasts!

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick!

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Dad Joke of the week! #dadjokes #dadjoke #fridayhumor #parenting #Fatherhood
How warm is a baby at birth?
Womb temperature!

What does a wizard do when it is sunny?

They cast a shadow.

#dadjoke #humor #smile

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.

#dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

Belt - #avali #furry #dadjoke #joke #humor

Cheeti wonders why Avali don't wear pants!... Well... many of them anywho... And the answer is clear!...

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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