A Directionless #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #puns #comedy #fun

A Directionless #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #puns #comedy #fun
Let's play #StinkyStephenKingMovies on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags
Today's #MobyDick quote 🧵:
With memories like these in him, and, moreover, given to a certain superstitiousness, as has been said; the courage of this Starbuck which could, nevertheless, still flourish, must indeed have been extreme. But it was not in reasonable nature...
“What do you call the scent of blood rain in the air?
Petrigore.”
Fresh off the press today. CC BY-SA
When Netflix doesn't have to movie you're looking for: Нет-фликс!
Got an upper Endoscopy last week to take a gander at my stomach. Been having stomach issues fer awhile now.
A Dressed #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy
What do you call a predatory bird's meal?
...Falcon LUNCH!
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With carb appeal
Pieter Aertsen, The pancake bakery, 1560, Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen
#arthistory #puns
It was so cold yesterday my computer froze.
My own fault though, I left too many windows open.