My IBS is often at odds with prudes.

When it flares up, they’re left agassed.

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Fun fact, Bane wasn't always one of Batman's main villains. He had to earn that position.

Getting there was back-breaking work.

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Transit is a lot less common these days.

Most enbies prefer transthem.

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What did the windmill say after its farmer became famous?

"I’m your biggest fan."

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What do you say when the watering hole is clogged?

"Well dam!"

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Did you hear about the party of owls?

It was a real hoot.

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What do you call a predatory bird's meal?

...Falcon LUNCH!

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