I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

Dad joke duty done.

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Cheeti wasn't always a fan of Facial hair... but...

Why did Venus dump Mercury?

He was too hot and cold!

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Why did the minivan feel proud?

Because it finally found its parking purpose!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

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I bear-ly have the strength to tell this joke.

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Why did the waffle break up with the pancake?

It said, "You're too flat — I need someone with more depth."

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What did the nail say to the wood?

I'm really getting hammered today!

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What do you call a shivering bear?

A brrr.

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I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

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My friend got flu and pneumonia shots and complained that only one of her shoulders hurt.

I told her "If your shoulder sneezes, your nose should worry"

I seem to have made her laugh

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What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.

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if 5 Penelope's congregate, do they form a Nickelope?