Why did the crouton refuse to leave the salad bowl?

It was on a roll and didn't want to toss it away.

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A comic about accidentally hitting your kids head in a door frame. A joke about a noodle. And a quote about daducation.

#dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny

Why do bacteria never win at poker?

Because someone always calls their bluff culture.

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Putting the labor in physical labor.

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Lady Gaga’s new baby joined the Googoo Dolls, now she is called Baby Googoo Gaga #dadjoke

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

#dadjoke #humorsky #funny

Be careful pampering your cows.

You’ll get spoiled milk.

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What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-bone.

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Why did the organ player get locked out of the church?

He lost his keys.

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#DadJoke #TalkLikeAPirateDay #Yarrr

I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret

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Q: Which former U.S. President was trapped in an elevator at the University of Pennsylvania's main library on #TalkLikeAPirateDay in 1984?

A: Gerald Arrrrrr Ford

#LibraryLife #DadJoke #BadPun 🏴‍☠️

Golf - #avali #furry #joke #dadjoke #vrchat

Cheeti isn't so sure about the attire needed for a golf game... but after asking... maybe he gets it now! Smart!

Forgot where I saw this. I think it was on Discord

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