Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how'd you get your foot in it?

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky

Would you rather have a stylish dog or a doggy style?
#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #pun #dog #doggystyle

You've got to be squidding me.

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Dad Joke of the week! #dadjokes #dadjoke #fridayhumor #parenting #Fatherhood
What do you call a king who is 12 inches tall?
A terrible king, but a great ruler.

Why did the eraser feel important?

Because without it, every mistake would be permanent.

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Why did the pole vaulter become a real estate agent?

He was great at clearing high bars.

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What do you call it when tiny bugs get into your macaroni? Anty-pasto. #dadjoke #dadjokes

Credit to @MichaelaKHulse for helping me come up with this one

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!

#dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

I got kicked out of mime club.

I think it was something I said.

#dadjoke #humor #smile

In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

#dadjoke #jokes #pun

You know what else is a Wheat Thin?

#Spaghetti

#dadjoke

What's the Italian sense of humour like?
I'm mean, but I don't mean it.
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Why do rivers never get lost?

Because they always follow the current!

#dadjoke #pun #jokesky

#Beer #Pub #DadJoke

Why was the pancake always getting in trouble?

Because it kept flipping out.

#dadjoke #punny #humour

What did the fish say when it bonk'd it's head?

Not much, it's a fish...

Lame I know 🤣

Dams are amazing feats of magical #engineering inspired by the great Castors!

I love #beavers. Just monch'n some trees, blocking water flows.

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