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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Jersey!
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Jersey!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Let’s Livestream This Badass Execution Like We’re In Some Sort Of Dystopian Satire, Bro!
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
JD Vance Knows What Socialism Is, It Is ... Oh Right, He Remembers, It’s Boys In Girls’ Sports!
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
yup that's what 12 extra inches of sea level looks like
The fallacy here is that drawing attention to this atrocity is somehow a distraction from the midterm elections. Just the opposite is true. The visceral public outrage contributes to an even more caustic midterm electoral environment for Republicans. It will hurt them further.
Meta Doing Censorship To Thrill The MAGA Wingnuts, AGAIN
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“Collegial respectful fun time is over! These people are not your friends on the other side of the aisle, with whom you have respectful disagreements!”
And That, Marjorie, Was The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia
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Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!
Oppositional Defiant Disorder! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 9, 2026
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By Rebecca SDchoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Donald Trump’s Midterm Scam: Pathetically Measly Healthcare Bribes For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Vague Trump Threats Best Thing That’s Happened To Southern California Officials In A While
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Trump’s political career is the apotheosis of politics as a kind of tent revival, complete with fake faith healing, portents of apocalypse, and promises of divine wrath for the unsaved.
How The 1980s Televangegrifts Prepared The Way For Donald Trump
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Ah, the Good Old Days. "We guess the only real difference between Trump and the TV evangelists who preceded him is that when those guys had sex or money scandals, they were sometimes shamed out of their jobs."
Name A Senate Race, We’ll Show You How Republicans Are F*cking It Up
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It's your Thursday morning news roundup!
BOOM: JAIL. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 7, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
How The 1980s Televangegrifts Prepared The Way For Donald Trump
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Does Your City Need More Buses? Guess You Better Start Popping Out Some Babies For The Fatherland!
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Skydance Merger Complete, Will Become Sentient And Kill Us All, Probably www.wonkette.com/p/skydance-m...
Trump Wants New Camp David In West Palm Beach, Full Of ‘Golf Course’ And Fake Mar-a-Lago Boobies!
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Trump Takes Field Trip Near But Not To Baltimore ‘Hellhole,’ ‘Deathbed,’ ‘Disgusting Rat- And Rodent-Infested Mess’
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By Dominic Gwinn @dominicgwinn.com