Saying the war "never would have happened" if Donald Trump was president is not only a lie, it's possible that by signaling that the US was weak on Ukraine--by demonstrating that a president could illicitly halt aid, and that our government wouldn't actually hold him accountable--he helped cause it.

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Markwayne Mullin is that stranger danger dad who thinks he has the right to discipline your child in your absence.

One thing I don’t think many people have pointed out yet is that viewership for this thing probably will be more pathetic than Trump’s Texas GOP convention. It’ll be really big with psychosexually perverted MAGA rapist Christian nationalist alcoholics with Daddy issues, of course.

"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate

Hasan was paralyzed in the shooting, so as if this wasn't all bad enough already, sit with the image of him being executed while in a wheelchair for that extra frisson of barbarity.

The second Keisha Lance Bottoms is also elected governor of Georgia I will get in on that bet

And that, MARJORIE. Just so you will know And your children will someday know …

Hegseth got the job not because of his clown antics on Fox News but because during the first term he made it his personal crusade to get Trump to pardon war criminals who had murdered civilians and desecrated corpses. That’s who he is and it’s what Trump hired him to be.

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Oh yeah, this is the first time his whiskey dick has gotten hard without medical intervention in a long time, and it shows.