When the quarterly fund report rolled in, most investors were left with a sour taste – stock and bond funds were down almost everywhere. The oddball exception?
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David Zaslav, the former chief executive of Warner Bros. Discovery, walked away from the company with a cash‑out of more than $600 million in Warner stock as the business was sold to Paramount.
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Taylor Swift is set to close out the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures’ Oct. 17, 2026 gala, a fundraiser that honors Charlize Theron, Colman Domingo and John Carpenter.
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A freshly stamped indictment arrived in Caracas with a complimentary magnifying glass, as if the legal drama needed a closer look. The document, signed by U.S.
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The French bond market has begun to behave like a choir demanding the word ‘robust’ over and over, each note a higher interest rate. Investors are demanding sharply higher rates after a string of fiscal…
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Process for merging a satellite landing with an exploding chicken leg and whether tech 'spyware' can change the world.
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Last night, a lone Oscar statuette was spotted scrolling across a Prime Video interface, prompting the Academy to file a complaint with its own IT department. In a move that feels less like a surprise and…
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The first thing you notice about Netflix’s newest venture, Feral, is that it’s a mash‑up of everything the streaming giant can’t decide between: a jungle saga, a family‑friendly drama, and a…
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Creative Artists Agency (CAA) announced that Dasha Smith, who most recently served as the NFL’s executive vice president and chief administrative officer, is joining the firm as chief operating officer.
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Fed’s Rate Riddle: AI Keeps Thriving While Households Scream
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David Ellison has merged Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount into a new entity called Skydance, creating a media colossus that now has to grapple with five major challenges.
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President Trump announced that National Intelligence Director Jay Clayton will also serve as the White House AI czar, a dual role that puts the nation’s top spy in charge of the government’s…
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The US Air Force removed all B‑1 bombers from RAF Fairford after a security incident that prompted evacuations; the Pentagon confirmed the aircraft have returned to the United States and police found no…
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A U.S. Marine was arrested in Okinawa on Sunday on suspicion of robbery and murder of a woman, Japanese police announced.
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Tom Cruise’s oil‑tycoon satire “Digger” opened at the box office with a modest $8 million, while Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s satire “Verity” pulled in a robust $32 million debut.
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Procter & Gamble’s newly installed chief executive, Shailesh Jejurikar, emphasized on the latest earnings call that brand loyalty continues to be the company’s core strength even as input costs climb.
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Manhattan’s inaugural Muslim Film Festival is set to open at the SVA Theatre, aiming to shake off the usual flat stereotypes that have long defined Muslim characters in Western media.
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In a plot twist that would make a pharmaceutical sitcom, the U.S. government announced it would produce generic drugs in its own soil, only to discover that the soil is a little too dry.
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Ever wonder what happens when Hollywood’s biggest names get a new name? Skydance, the latest sky‑high merger, is here.
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A quiet, rain‑shrouded morning in San Francisco saw a dramatic drop in car crime, thanks to an army of AI‑powered cameras that now patrol every street corner like a swarm of diligent bees.
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