#StarTrekNemesis is such a disgrace it ends on an appropriately inappropriate note:
#CaptainPicard: “I don’t know if all this has made any sense, but I wanted you to know what kind of man he was in his quest to be more like us.”
#CaptainMacNeil: “You made no sense to the walking vibrator.” Ⓐ

Sample dialogue in the movie #StarTrekNemesis:
#CaptainPicard: “Now, Mr. La Forge.”
[THE CAPTAIN TRANSPORTS TO THE ENEMY SHIP, AND SPARKS FLY OUT OF THE COMPUTER.]
#LtCmdrLaForge: “That’s it. Transporters are down.”
#CaptainMacNeil: “HOW CLICHED!” Ⓐ

Sample dialogue in the movie #StarTrekNemesis:
#PicardClone (said to a Romulan woman): “If you EVER touch me again - I’ll kill you.”
#CaptainMacNeil: “Well, you’re even more hostile to women than Picard is. I guess that makes you a FAIRLY accurate clone of him.” Ⓐ

Sample dialogue in the film #StarTrekNemesis:
#LtCmdrWorf: “Captain, I do not think it is appropriate for a Starfleet officer to appear… naked.”
#CaptainPicard: “Oh, come now. A big, handsome strapping fellow like you - what can you be afraid of?”
#CaptainMacNeil: “You’re emphasizing COME, right?” Ⓐ

Sample dialogue in the movie #StarTrekInsurrection:
#CounselorTroi: “And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?”
#DrCrusher: “Not that we care about such things in this day and age.”
#CaptainMacNeil: “Ladies, some of us Starfleet perverts care a GREAT DEAL about such things.” Ⓐ

Sample dialogue in the movie #StarTrekInsurrection:
#DrCrusher: “OK, Data - what do you think we should do?”
#LtCmdrData (picking up a phaser rifle): “Saddle up. Lock and load.”
#CaptainMacNeil: “Ugh. That line is failed #StarTrek humour at its most unfunny and pathetic.” Ⓐ

Sample dialogue in the movie #StarTrekGenerations:
#CaptainPicard: “I thought we’d go to San Francisco - Rene’s always wanted to see Starfleet Academy.”
#CaptainMacNeil: “Uh… are you sure there’s no sexual reason you dudes want to hang out at THAT particular city?” Ⓐ