In #StarTrekInsurrection, we see the ultimate warrior #LtCmdrWorf emasculated by the human #CmdrRiker. How so? Well, in an episode of #StarTrekDS9 - Worf’s wife was murdered shortly before this film (if I’m not mistaken). THEN IN THIS FILM Worf sees Riker seduce Worf’s ex-girlfriend. That’s rough. Ⓐ

The climax in #StarTrekInsurrection is a tired cliche. #CaptainPicard (the main hero) has a lame shootout with the main villain. Who will win? Well, the main villain is so unmemorable - we forget him before the end credits. THAT GUY is more concerned with plastic surgery, than he is in doing evil. Ⓐ

Sample dialogue in the movie #StarTrekInsurrection:
#CounselorTroi: “And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?”
#DrCrusher: “Not that we care about such things in this day and age.”
#CaptainMacNeil: “Ladies, some of us Starfleet perverts care a GREAT DEAL about such things.” Ⓐ

Sample dialogue in the movie #StarTrekInsurrection:
#DrCrusher: “OK, Data - what do you think we should do?”
#LtCmdrData (picking up a phaser rifle): “Saddle up. Lock and load.”
#CaptainMacNeil: “Ugh. That line is failed #StarTrek humour at its most unfunny and pathetic.” Ⓐ

In #StarTrekInsurrection, #CaptainPicard abandons his latest love interest, saying (paraphrased) “Well, duty calls. I’ll look you up when the war’s over!” Then he flies away in his spaceship, intent on never seeing her again. His track record with women makes him look like a closeted homosexual. Ⓐ

#StarTrekInsurrection sees #CaptainPicard romancing yet another woman WAY younger than he is - the old dog! Though technically, she’s over 300 years old - but physically appears about 40. So Picard’s latest “beard” is an INCREDIBLY HOT babe - portrayed by #DonnaMurphy (in her prime)! Ⓐ

Saw #StarTrekInsurrection, a GOOD #StarTrek movie - albeit one with a nonsensical title (there is no literal “insurrection” in the film). More appropriate titles would be #StarTrekRefusalOfOrders or #StarTrekYetAnotherCrimeOfStarfleetCommand or #StarTrekPlasticSurgeryProcedures. Ⓐ