The seagulls have taken chips, ice creams and one entire Cornish pasty from Dave's cousin.
Dave has taken a job with the fishing fleet.
Dave is not afraid of seagulls. Seagulls are now afraid of Dave.
@kipple-app.bsky.social
@kipple-app.bsky.socialThe seagulls have taken chips, ice creams and one entire Cornish pasty from Dave's cousin.
Dave has taken a job with the fishing fleet.
Dave is not afraid of seagulls. Seagulls are now afraid of Dave.
@johnhtownsend.co.ukBusy day ahead! 💈✂️ Haircut, housework AND renovations… basically starring in my own episode of DIY SOS 😂🏠 Will I get it all done or end up on the sofa scrolling Bluesky? Place your bets! 👀😂
@johnhtownsend.co.ukWell, here I am on Bluesky 👋🦋 No idea what I’m doing, but that’s never stopped me before! 😂 Expect random thoughts, questionable humour, TV chat and the occasional overshare. So, who’s out there, and what’s everyone talking about? 👀
#NewToBluesky #BritishHumour #TVChat #JustSaying #LetsConnect
@psipook.bsky.socialI’m THRILLED to announce I’m COMING SOON!
Watch this space!
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#blackcomedy #darkhumour #satiricalfiction #absurdistfiction #gritlit #workingclassliterature #britishhumour #londonlife #ukauthors #contemporaryfiction #EvanFindlayHay
@jasminespirit.bsky.socialHow a British host says "please leave" 🧥
What's the signal at your house?
#britishetiquette #britishhumour #manners
#etiquette #visiting #goodbye #leave
@kipple-app.bsky.socialDave's Street Bingo.
Go for a walk. Mark off everything you see. Post your score.
#CasualUK #BritishHumour
@kipple-app.bsky.socialNobody has ever seen a trolley go into a canal. Nobody has ever met the person who did it. And yet every canal in Britain has at least one.
Dave has interviewed the ducks. The ducks are not talking.
How did it get there? Wrong answers only.
@theurbanherald.comWent to The X Factor to sing. The crowd thought he'd booked a comedy set 😂 Craig surprised his mum and dad in the audience, and the biscuit factory story had the whole arena in stitches.
@kipple-app.bsky.socialDave's Lost Property Unit. Case 002.
One trainer. Left foot. Found in the gutter.
Nobody has ever lost one shoe. Nobody walks home with one shoe. And yet here we are, every street, every week.
Dave has questions. Seen one near you?
@jamesklonowski.bsky.socialI entered a caption competition last week.
First prize was a weekend in Skegness.
Second prize was two weekends in Skegness. 💀🏖️
@nudinits.bsky.socialJim had popped round to dunk his ginger nuts
#nudinits #knittedanimation #knittedpuppet #bakeoff #GBBO #biscuitweek #biscuit #naughtyknitting #saucy #carryon #britishhumour #gingernuts
@happydudeclub.bsky.socialAnother terrible dad joke from Dave & Gary 😂🍻
Dave thinks he’s hilarious… Gary definitely doesn’t! 😐😂
Would you have laughed at this one? 👇
@nudinits.bsky.socialBernard had bruised his plums
#autumn #fall #plums #nudinits #naughtyknitting #funnyknitting #british #britishhumour #saucy
@theurbanherald.comTwo blokes at a urinal. One has a pint, one wants a smoke, and neither has a free hand. Their solution is the most British piece of teamwork ever filmed. Lee Mack and Jim Tavaré in The Sketch Show 🍺🚬
#BritishComedy #Comedy #FunnyVideos #ClassicComedy #BritishHumour
@nudinits.bsky.socialBarbara's Fufu had been cooped up for too long
#nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #saucy #carryone #innuendo #britishhumour #fufu
@jamesklonowski.bsky.socialYou can always tell the social standing of a town by its most important landmark:
📍 Tier 1: No Greggs (Gentrified)
📍 Tier 2: One Greggs (Balanced ecosystem)
📍 Tier 3: Two Greggs facing each other across the high street (Pure elite status)
@searavenpress.bsky.socialJohn Cleese for Prime Minister! 🇬🇧 A little British wit is just what Westminster needs. 😂 Long live British humour, free speech, and the Ministry of Silly Walks! A PSA from SEA RAVEN PRESS. SeaRavenPress.com #JohnCleese #MontyPython #BritishHumour #FreeSpeech #Britain
@greengirl67.bsky.socialBasil?
Basil??
BASIL!!!
I'm currently looking directly at the Fawlty Towers DVD - bought for my 85 yr old Dad!
(Ok, for me too!)
😆🤣🇬🇧🤣😆
@jamesklonowski.bsky.socialI’ve always found the sound of waves crashing against the shore very therapeutic, right up until the moment it’s accompanied by the sound of rain leaking directly onto your picnic blanket.
@taicheuk.bsky.socialNar Then Sit Thissen Darn and Av A Minnit #taiche #redbubble 🌸 Yorkshire humour meets floral fun in one gloriously northern design.
#Yorkshire #YorkshireHumour #YorkshirePride #NorthernEngland #BritishHumour #taiche www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1650...
