If the South had won the US Civil War, the CSA would have been owned by the British West India company within twenty years. #Deadpan

If the South had won the US Civil War, the CSA would have been owned by the British West India company within twenty years. #Deadpan
A retrenchment of personal wealth is necessary when your older brother cancels your allowance after mom dies. #Deadpan
Lester: Why do people rake leaves?
Murray: So the wind has something to do tomorrow
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Dude works for the Brookings Institute, in economics, laissez-faire is his business #Deadpan
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Those that believed in Cob rose. Those that didn't were condemned to eternal popping.
A Flame Waiting for a Spark
The pink caught my eye. Then the words made me smile.
I’ve always found the sound of waves crashing against the shore very therapeutic, right up until the moment it’s accompanied by the sound of rain leaking directly onto your picnic blanket.
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The rest of the meal didn't agree with the cauliflower.
Danger of Death
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If you don't eat your broccoli, it will eat you.
Yes, Trump can’t run again and there’s still a whole bunch of stuff Brooke was trying to warn us about in 2020 that needs doing. #Deadpan
I have bad news about that… #Deadpan
He does to Palestinians what Gil Duran does to you.
The greater the ignorance, the greater the love.