“If a bagel can have everything, so can I/you” and “If bagels can have everything, so can I/you” (2026). #quotes #jokes #motivationalquotes #bagel #everythingbagel
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“If a bagel can have everything, so can I/you” and “If bagels can have everything, so can I/you” (2026). #quotes #jokes #motivationalquotes #bagel #everythingbagel
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Have a chuckle (or maybe a groan) today! 😹😹
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No puns for Tongues last round. Fresh start:
🎭 New pun theme: PETTING ZOOS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 2:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).
😄✨ Who else can relate to this? 😂 Aim mera itna unique hai ki wall ko hi headshot lagta hai. 🔁 Repost if you relate! | 👤 Follow @jokerryan.bsky.social #valorant #relatable #humor #jokes #funny
Boy 1: "My dad is a police officer, and he's really good at his job." Girl: "My dad is a doctor, and he's really good at his job too." Boy 1: "Really? We still have criminals everywhere, and people are still getting... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
Wow Houston fans just cheered a routine fly ball like it was a homer, must’ve thought they were at Wrigley! #jokes
The urge to undercut serious moments with humour can be strong. Do you allow your work to flow from pathetic to the bathetic? Or jam in the jokes where you can?
#Writing #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #Authodons #jokes #humour
😄✨ Best thing you'll read today 💫 Mummy: Kuch nahi khaunga bolne ke baad bhi plate bhar deti hain. 🔁 Repost if you relate! | 👤 Follow @jokerryan.bsky.social #mom #relatable #humor #jokes #funny
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I've lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"