📚 Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
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Let's play #FoulFallFlavors on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags
At an awkward page
Briton Rivière, Compulsory Education, 1887, Private collection #arthistory #puns
The cock I'm drawing is a fighter...a Cock Fighter if you will. #dnd #commission #puns
I am trying to write a pun for every gift-able item in FoM so that Holt can live his best life... but there are so many! I've gotten through materials and milled items so far.
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You herd it here first
Jeanne-Louise (Nanine) Vallain, Portrait of a young woman holding a lamb, 1788, Musée Cognacq-Jay #arthistory #puns #WomenArtists
Tried to say "self-published" and accidentally said "shelf-published" instead. It's ok, when my IKEA order gets here I'm going to need some shelf help.
#booksky #books #booktok #bookstagram #selfpublished #publishing #book #author #writer #humor #jokes #selfhelp #pun #puns #punny
Mr Tick Tock ain't got time fer y'all's late procrastinating shenanigans 🙄⏰
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