Why did the ethernet cable break up with the Wi-Fi?

It needed a stronger connection.

#dadjoke #punny #humour

Bike - #avali #furry #joke #dadjoke #vrchat

Avali aren't the best with bikes... their big paws kinda get in the way. But even the bikes driven by others get a lil sleepy!

What do you call an AI that writes poetry?

Poet-AI-c.

#dadjoke #humor #jokesky

Ghosts - #avali #furry #joke #dadjoke #vrchat

Clothes dont really seem to be something ghosts would wear... but what if there were clothes just for Ghosts? Cheeti lets ya know!

What position does a mummy play in football?

The wrapper!

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The next train for Edge Road. Please stand back from the platform Edgware.
#dadjoke #london #meteo #tube #edgware #edge

You need to tag that with a #DadJoke content warning!

Blind as a bat...

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Dad Joke of the week! #dadjokes #dadjoke #fridayhumor #parenting #Fatherhood
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.

Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

#dadjoke #pun #humorsky

My ceiling isn't the best, but it's up there.

It really tops everything else in the house.

#dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

I tried to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

But they only accept cash.

#dadjoke #humor #smile

What did pi say to the square root of 2 at the party?

I feel you — nobody gets us because we just go on and on.

#dadjoke #punny #funny

"Just a Dad Who Always Came Back With the Milk" retro raccoon tee — nostalgic humor! 🥛🦝
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

Dad joke duty done.

Check out my works! Link in the bio.

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Hair - #avali #furry #joke #dadjoke #vrchat

Cheeti wasn't always a fan of Facial hair... but...

Why did Venus dump Mercury?

He was too hot and cold!

#dadjoke #funny #mumjokes