When I was promised illumination from a health and fitness influencer's lecture, I didn't think it meant spending the entire evening being blinded by the spotlights reflecting off his Turkey teeth.
#LunchPun
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@jsdocherty.bsky.socialWhen I was promised illumination from a health and fitness influencer's lecture, I didn't think it meant spending the entire evening being blinded by the spotlights reflecting off his Turkey teeth.
#LunchPun
@richardpulsford.bsky.socialI know you want an argument but I'm not taking debate
@jpkeates.comPopped into one of the temporary urinals inside Old Trafford after the food taste test, and then slipped over.
United wee stand, dish ID'd, we fall.
@eggforbread.bsky.socialI'm off to the Amazon rainforest for the holiday of a leaftime. #Lunchpun
@tjttotal.bsky.socialI always said that linen jackets were my favourite type of cruelty free clothing but a friend introduced me to type of soft faux leather with a fuzzy, velvety surface.
After that I was suade
@neilolney.bsky.social#LunchPun #mondaymirth A woman and I went to art school. We stuck various different pieces of art and photos to backing paper and we fell in love. We were collage sweethearts.
@jpkeates.comThe reason that the pope travels so much is because he's a roaming Catholic.
@chickblaine.bsky.socialI bought one of those Scandinavian-style toasters but my bread has gothenburnt.
@richardpulsford.bsky.socialBeing offered uncooked seafood has evidently psychologically scarred me, as I failed the raw shark test
@eggforbread.bsky.socialWent for a run through London this morning, ended up by Big Ben.
Against the clock?
No, it wasn't a race.
@neilolney.bsky.social#LunchPun #badjokefriday I went to an art gallery in Wales yesterday to see some textile art dating back hundreds of years, about the struggle of the Welsh people from the dark ages onwards. I was impressed with the ‘Boyo Tapestry’.
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