#LunchPun #mondaymirth My friend has just made a film in black and white about a pessimistic tiny bird that uses its beak to paint in the style of a classic painter.
What genre is it?
Wren Noir.

#LunchPun #mondaymirth Homer Simpson is so old that he’s now in his dohtage.

#LunchPun #mondaymirth My mate’s horse got smashed to bits by a lorry whilst out riding. He wanted it stuffed by a taxidermist famous for doing that sort of thing and for designing jigsaws. Sadly, towards the end, they found there was a bit missing.

#LunchPun #mondaymirth I went to see a comedian last night and his warm-up act was a chap dressed as a cricketer who removed beer bottle lids with his teeth. He was quite funny and a pretty good opener.

#LunchPun #mondaymirth A woman and I went to art school. We stuck various different pieces of art and photos to backing paper and we fell in love. We were collage sweethearts.

#LunchPun #mondaymirth I’ve had an idea and wrote something about making hi-fi loudspeakers from recycled A4 and cardboard. It sounds good on paper.