My niece is always online at this time of the year posting her coughs, sneezes, and shivers
She is a social media influenza
@tjttotal.bsky.social
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy niece is always online at this time of the year posting her coughs, sneezes, and shivers
She is a social media influenza
@motivatedjay.bsky.socialThey finally made a car light specifically for the haters & the tailgaters! 😭 I got it & love this light link.amazon/B05cjTpGU
#Cargadgets #Bsky #FunnyVideo #pranker #viralvideo #lol #humor #musthave #fun #carlovers #gift #product #havealaugh #lmao #greathumor #carlovers #forthehaters #FunnyClip
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy paleontologist aunt once shut down an expensive dig as she believed a bone she found contained a dinosaur jaw with a dangerous virus.
But it was just a fossil arm
@tjttotal.bsky.socialI once had issues with Hypochondria and it caused the break up of my long term relationship with a wonderful radiology nurse due to a serious misunderstanding when, at a noisy nite club, I asked if she would MRI me!
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy eccentric uncle once invented a device he claimed could calculate the chance of fun in any pub he entered
He called it a Barometer
@tjttotal.bsky.socialWho was the sultan who fought back against the Crusaders and afterwards promoted meals of fresh vegetables and fruits drizzled with a variety of delicious dressings?
Salad In
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMaxwell House and Folgers have teamed up to launch a range of flavoured lozenges for those with a cold or flu
Coffee Sweets
@tjttotal.bsky.socialThey have announced a new movie based on the discovery that 2 Roman emperors died of a corona virus variant
Covidus coming soon
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy very eccentric uncle keeps getting banned from building sites after entering them and using a gel covered finger to check the building materials
He claims he is allowed that he is a blocktologist
@wayneepoo.bsky.social
@tjttotal.bsky.socialNow I'm not saying that running a bird sanctuary is expensive but everywhere I look
Bills, bills,bills
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy eccentric aunt is launching a new range of sweet treats made from the seeds of the cacao tree and the excretion of pine trees
Chocolate Resins
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy aunt is a doctor who unusually specialises in removing coins stuck in tourists who have visited France, Italy, Germany, and The Netherlands
She describes herself as a...
Eurosurgeon
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMega author Dan Brown has announced his new book is based on the mystery behind Leonardo's sketch of a fish
Coming soon
The Da Vinci Cod
@tjttotal.bsky.socialI dreamt that a member of the Mustelidae family of mammals entered the new series of Britain's Got Talent as a singer.
The stunned producer asked what genre they would choose to perform
"Pop" goes the weasel
@tjttotal.bsky.socialScientists at world famous Magdalen, Merton, and Balliol colleges have developed a way of keeping patients asleep through surgeries without the need for anaesthetic
It's called the Oxford Coma
@tjttotal.bsky.socialI always said that linen jackets were my favourite type of cruelty free clothing but a friend introduced me to type of soft faux leather with a fuzzy, velvety surface.
After that I was suade