#LunchPun #badjokefriday A really nice Royal Navy admiral effusively told an entire ship’s crew that they looked smart and lovely. It was a full complement.

#LunchPun #badjokefriday It’s a little-known fact that moisturising cream was invented by Irish scientist Dermot O’Logical.

#LunchPun #badjokefriday My friend is a taxidermist and has developed a theme park involving it for children to preserve dead animals in fun ways. Great stuff.

#LunchPun #badjokefriday I work on behalf of the US President for the Central Incontinence Agency and we stop sub-standard products being sold to those affected. This morning we did a raid on a factory and they knew we were coming. I think someone in The Whitehouse leaks.

I bought one of those Scandinavian-style toasters but my bread has gothenburnt.

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#LunchPun #badjokefriday I went to an art gallery in Wales yesterday to see some textile art dating back hundreds of years, about the struggle of the Welsh people from the dark ages onwards. I was impressed with the ‘Boyo Tapestry’.