Why do mom kangaroos hate when it rains?

The kids have to play inside.

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*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back"

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Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

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The crane really went postal over this.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Mississippi

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

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I spent a bunch of money on a belt and it doesn’t even fit.

What a huge waist.

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A comic on dad being a jungle gym. A meme about kid meltdowns. And a quote about Dads being a role model.

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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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Why did the pixel go to school?

To get a higher resolution.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What did the spider do on the computer?

Made a website.

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He really needs to stop poking around in other people's business.

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How does a coffee bean say goodbye?

See you latte!

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