Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan.”

'ice-tipped teeth of winter' is great, as is the 'clack' that follows it.

Very good, though on the minus side you've made me quite hungry!

Love this. And feel it too, as the parent of a SEND child. I was usually on drop-off rather than pick-up, but was told plenty about the various reactions of other parents. Tough.

Thanks. Hmmm, vampire dating app. The best I can come up with so far is O+Cupid.

Thank you!

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So pleased to have this story in the fantastic Epistemic Lit!

"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.

Indeed! Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks!

Congrats!