Perhaps the greatest spam text message I've ever received.

#SorryWrongNumber
#ScammyScammersWhoScam

I’m going to put myself in Noir Jail. I think I’m turned off by Kirk Douglas in #AceInTheHole like I am by Barbara Stanwyck in #SorryWrongNumber - they both start at 11 of Unlikable and their performances just stay pitched high. No variation. #NoirAlley #TCMParty