Some people are chaotic but entertaining to watch.

#SillySeptember #Xyrastic #poetry

#SillySeptember #Xyrastic
#limerick

I am rather enthusiastic
About a place I call Xyrastic
It’s filled with xylophones
Color coded for all tones
Check it out - it’s so fantastic

Sarcastic
with a twist
#Xyrastic
within a bit
The audience
laughs at the
sharply honed wit
Even as
the punch line
uncomfortably hits.

#SillySeptember #poetry #writing #writingcommunity

#SillySeptember #Xyrastic @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

they needed an auctioneer
to read the side effects for Xyrastic
but even that left no time
to mention what it supposedly cures
i wasn’t very concerned
about the 4 hr erection
but the punning in church
was utter nunsense

Two tea spoons of #Xyrastic
twice a day
massage some oil in your skin
forget all your dramas
and take a deep breath
you will soon feel
as right as rain
take a tropical holiday
in a double decker bus
a moment to sooth you
and scatter your pain

#SillySeptember
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

Lasting elastic,
Xyrastic rubber expands
Exponentially.
#SillySeptember #xyrastic #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
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#SillySeptember the last day of made up words!!!! Ever!! Perhaps.

Your word to include

#Xyrastic

#SillySeptember #palceous #tanka

Palaceous means
herbaceous space for pals.
Herbs grown here may give
a buzz; please tend carefully;
Your pals will love the buzz buds.

"This palace is quite...#palceous!"

The architect looked at him. "I do hope that's a good thing."

"Quite! Spacious, beauteous, egregious, obnoxious...take your pick! A versatile word, don't you think?"

#SillySeptember #writing #writingcommunity

Putrid, palceous
Limbs emerged, too many for
Sanity to hold.
#SillySeptember #palceous #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

With a wicked thought
I put some #palceous
in your tea
you started howling like a wolf
walking the high street
in your birthday suit
putting Mrs Wilson
in a stroppy mood
turning heads
shouting obscenities
in a clear loud voice
my funny little friend

@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
#SillySeptember

#SillySeptember #palceous @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

fleeing the sea
decorum to the wind
i ripped off my trunks
and ran to the shower
but alas
my unmentionables were consumed
by the most palceous ulcers
where stringy tentacles still clung
from dying skin

#SillySeptember No more Mr Nice Words! - Alice Cooper ish

The word to include

#palceous

@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
#SillySeptember #Loxious #Poetry #Poem

Loxious lovers in
Mutual toxicity,
Noxious denial.
#SillySeptember #loxious #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
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I am feeling a bit #loxious today

@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
#SillySeptember

#SillySeptember #loxious @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

i know it’s a schlep
but trust me
you’d be meshuga
to go anywhere else
for a bialy with a schmear
and the cat’s pajamas
a loxious bagel
stacked with smoky goodness

#SillySeptember when words cry, I am there to wipe up their syllable tears.

You word to include

#loxious

"The lack of common sense is a plague upon society. Therefore we have opened the College of #Senomistics. Our roster of patient teachers are skilled in the art of common sense, and our students learn to exercise this precious skill in all manners of scenarios."

#SillySeptember #writing

#SillySeptember #senomistics #tanka

School of witchcraft;
A space for senomistics;
Mystical words learned;
and wands waved over head, as
Senomistics learn their craft