"The lack of common sense is a plague upon society. Therefore we have opened the College of #Senomistics. Our roster of patient teachers are skilled in the art of common sense, and our students learn to exercise this precious skill in all manners of scenarios."

#SillySeptember #writing

#SillySeptember #senomistics #tanka

School of witchcraft;
A space for senomistics;
Mystical words learned;
and wands waved over head, as
Senomistics learn their craft

#SillySeptember #senomistics @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

it drains endowments
and boggles my foggy mind
while the undergrads are studying
senomistics the grads are on to
neo-senomistics and the post-docs
are writing post-senomistic tomes
meanwhile 3 year olds are
solving rubik’s cubes in 3 seconds

I took a class
on senomistics
well, I tried to
they kicked me out
when I took out
my rongelle
and started
to pranchet
apparently
that's rude
I thought
it was senomistics
who knew?

#SillySeptember #pranchet #senomistics #rongelled #poetry @daveashleypoet.bsky.social 😁

No time to get bogged
Down in senomistics, such
Hysterical hues.
#SillySeptember #senomistics #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

Did my PHD in #senomistics
I'm senomistically sound
but nobody understands me
I'm not their kind of man
It's not much fun being only one
I'd love share my knowledge
but I'm ostracized
called a nerd
get showered
with rotten eggs and porridge

@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

#SillySeptember

#SillySeptember when words collide, civilisations crumble.

The word to include

#senomistics